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[flexer]

And I feel that it's necessary that say I'm just kidding.

Because apparently people can't tell when I'm joking.

[botamochi]

yeah, i'll date you and be the shield so you and momo can live peacefully. together. cultivating the purest love.

if he comes back heartbroken, i'll kill you.

[flexer]

[ what the fuck










digs hole ]

Thanks. I'll be a good boyfriend... to you both.

[botamochi]

[ congrats on being a polyamory furry. ]

isn't this weird since you're also my mom? i'm wondering if there's something else you want to tell me.

on a serious note, you should think these jokes over before typing them down. a simple suggestion.





unless you're enjoying this.

[flexer]

[ he's finally proud of himself. ]

That would require effort and considering who I'm friends with I'd rather not.

It's a gamble most of the time.

[ it's not. ]

Like an 80/20 chance.

[botamochi]

[ I'm proud. ]

a gamble. 80/20. i see. should i even ask about your friends?

okay, tell me about yours friends: what do you like and what do you hate about them.

[flexer]

I like that everyone is conveniently shorter than me so I can use them as an arm rest.
They all get angry pretty fast.
But it's fine if I hug 'em. And they blush a lot.
They eat what I make.
If they have dogs, or any pet really, I'm allowed to play with them.

What I hate is that I lose shirts because they either can't eat right or cry a lot.

[flexer]

So yeah pretty great friends.