you're being weird right now. first you threw shade at me for putting a price to see my dog, then when i say you can visit, you play coy? it's not like you're asking for my dog's paw in marriage. you can see him, if you want.
i guess if you think a pomeranian tap dancing is cute, then yeah. i guess so.
just give me an hour's notice. i'll make sure to tell him to get ready for his date.
a baby polar bear? you see that makes sense. i didn't even want to argue with her since it would look back, but Momo is nothing like a rodent. but i guess if he was, he would be a dust bunny? he likes to hide under beds.
I like that everyone is conveniently shorter than me so I can use them as an arm rest. They all get angry pretty fast. But it's fine if I hug 'em. And they blush a lot. They eat what I make. If they have dogs, or any pet really, I'm allowed to play with them.
What I hate is that I lose shirts because they either can't eat right or cry a lot.
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yeah? i don't see why not. you can watch him do his kibble dance if you're interested in that, too.
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Is his kibble dance as cute as his sneeze?
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i guess if you think a pomeranian tap dancing is cute, then yeah. i guess so.
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"I guess so" do you even know how cute your dog sounds?
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i do, but not everyone shares the same opinion. there's this old lady in my neighborhood that thinks Momo's just an oversized rodent.
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Well first off that lady is wrong and needs to get her eyes checked. If anything he's like a miniature baby bear?
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a baby polar bear? you see that makes sense. i didn't even want to argue with her since it would look back, but Momo is nothing like a rodent. but i guess if he was, he would be a dust bunny? he likes to hide under beds.
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Hey probably a terrible idea but hear me out: Let's date so I can have an excuse to see Momo everyday.
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Because apparently people can't tell when I'm joking.
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if he comes back heartbroken, i'll kill you.
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digs hole ]
Thanks. I'll be a good boyfriend... to you both.
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isn't this weird since you're also my mom? i'm wondering if there's something else you want to tell me.
on a serious note, you should think these jokes over before typing them down. a simple suggestion.
unless you're enjoying this.
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That would require effort and considering who I'm friends with I'd rather not.
It's a gamble most of the time.
[ it's not. ]
Like an 80/20 chance.
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a gamble. 80/20. i see. should i even ask about your friends?
okay, tell me about yours friends: what do you like and what do you hate about them.
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They all get angry pretty fast.
But it's fine if I hug 'em. And they blush a lot.
They eat what I make.
If they have dogs, or any pet really, I'm allowed to play with them.
What I hate is that I lose shirts because they either can't eat right or cry a lot.
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