i don't see how putting a price would stop you from physically seeing him. he sometimes greets people outside our shop with our hostess. i guess the downside is that he's less likely to play when he's doing that because he thinks he's working a job.
you're being weird right now. first you threw shade at me for putting a price to see my dog, then when i say you can visit, you play coy? it's not like you're asking for my dog's paw in marriage. you can see him, if you want.
i guess if you think a pomeranian tap dancing is cute, then yeah. i guess so.
just give me an hour's notice. i'll make sure to tell him to get ready for his date.
a baby polar bear? you see that makes sense. i didn't even want to argue with her since it would look back, but Momo is nothing like a rodent. but i guess if he was, he would be a dust bunny? he likes to hide under beds.
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Ham. is that short for Hamlet? that's actually pretty cute, but i don't see how it reminds you of me. shouldn't you be reminded of my dog, instead?
i see. since you are answering my questions. what's up with the big papaya?
are you asking me to call you that
please no
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I didn't even know you had a dog.
Where do I sign up for daily pics.
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Who do you think I am?????
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also, here. his name is Momo, short for Montaro.
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big papaya is a little out there.
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Takumi I will pay to see this dog.
I mean before you start putting out prices I won't but I wanna meet your dog.
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why? i'm worried you'll eat him now. also, i put a price on it already. fork up 50 dollars if you want to meet him.
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You know if I had a dog I wouldn't pay you to see them don't be an ass.
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i don't see how putting a price would stop you from physically seeing him. he sometimes greets people outside our shop with our hostess. i guess the downside is that he's less likely to play when he's doing that because he thinks he's working a job.
just come after hours?
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Is that alright?
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yeah? i don't see why not. you can watch him do his kibble dance if you're interested in that, too.
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Is his kibble dance as cute as his sneeze?
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i guess if you think a pomeranian tap dancing is cute, then yeah. i guess so.
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"I guess so" do you even know how cute your dog sounds?
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i do, but not everyone shares the same opinion. there's this old lady in my neighborhood that thinks Momo's just an oversized rodent.
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Well first off that lady is wrong and needs to get her eyes checked. If anything he's like a miniature baby bear?
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a baby polar bear? you see that makes sense. i didn't even want to argue with her since it would look back, but Momo is nothing like a rodent. but i guess if he was, he would be a dust bunny? he likes to hide under beds.
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Hey probably a terrible idea but hear me out: Let's date so I can have an excuse to see Momo everyday.
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Because apparently people can't tell when I'm joking.
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if he comes back heartbroken, i'll kill you.
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Thanks. I'll be a good boyfriend... to you both.
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isn't this weird since you're also my mom? i'm wondering if there's something else you want to tell me.
on a serious note, you should think these jokes over before typing them down. a simple suggestion.
unless you're enjoying this.
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That would require effort and considering who I'm friends with I'd rather not.
It's a gamble most of the time.
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Like an 80/20 chance.
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