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[botamochi]

TAKUMI

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6/24

[flexer]

Takumi.

[ THAT'S IT. But trust me it's gonna get worse. ]

[botamochi]

[ wha...t. IS THIS A GAME? ]

Sousuke.

[flexer]

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Made me think of you.

[flexer]

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This too.

[botamochi]

i have so many questions...

but i know you won't answer them. i'll ask anyway.

[botamochi]

why?

why are you like this?

[flexer]

I already know what you wanna ask.

The dog's name is Ham and he's honestly adorable.

[flexer]

I guess you could say that it runs in the family.

[botamochi]

[ THAT WAS NOT WHAT HE ASKED ]

Ham. is that short for Hamlet? that's actually pretty cute, but i don't see how it reminds you of me. shouldn't you be reminded of my dog, instead?

i see. since you are answering my questions. what's up with the big papaya?









are you asking me to call you that


please no

[flexer]

No it's just Ham. It's the cutest shit ever.

I didn't even know you had a dog.
Where do I sign up for daily pics.

[flexer]

Takumi. Please.
Who do you think I am?????

[flexer]

Of course I want you to call me big papaya.

[botamochi]

it almost sounds like you're going to eat it. i'm not sure about this.

also, here. his name is Momo, short for Montaro.

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[botamochi]

what the fuck

[botamochi]

are you okay? should i take this as some kind of ominous sign.

big papaya is a little out there.

[flexer]

Okay forget the papaya thing.

Takumi I will pay to see this dog.
I mean before you start putting out prices I won't but I wanna meet your dog.

[botamochi]

it's kind of hard to do that now. i can't just forget on command.

why? i'm worried you'll eat him now. also, i put a price on it already. fork up 50 dollars if you want to meet him.

[flexer]

Listen I know I'm full of jokes but I can't entertain dog eating.

You know if I had a dog I wouldn't pay you to see them don't be an ass.

[botamochi]

you were practically salivating over Ham.

i don't see how putting a price would stop you from physically seeing him. he sometimes greets people outside our shop with our hostess. i guess the downside is that he's less likely to play when he's doing that because he thinks he's working a job.

just come after hours?

[flexer]

It's moments like these where I'm truly astonished that my jokes can get this far. And while you do have a point I still have a job, too.

Is that alright?

[botamochi]

all right. you can salivate over Ham in secret. i won't tell anyone.

yeah? i don't see why not. you can watch him do his kibble dance if you're interested in that, too.

[flexer]

We don't know each other much, so that's why I asked.

Is his kibble dance as cute as his sneeze?

[botamochi]

you're being weird right now. first you threw shade at me for putting a price to see my dog, then when i say you can visit, you play coy? it's not like you're asking for my dog's paw in marriage. you can see him, if you want.

i guess if you think a pomeranian tap dancing is cute, then yeah. i guess so.

[flexer]

My dad taught me to be respectful, so it's not me being coy. I thought it was just appropriate to make sure, plus you could have been joking.

"I guess so" do you even know how cute your dog sounds?

[botamochi]

that was a weird transition. i will type it out one more time: you can come see my dog.

i do, but not everyone shares the same opinion. there's this old lady in my neighborhood that thinks Momo's just an oversized rodent.