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[loudmouths]

[ what a shame... keigo has forsaken sleep in favor of shitposts. here, have another: ]

[botamochi]

where are you even getting these?!

this one makes sense, but i don't even know where to start with the first one.

[loudmouths]

from a magical place...

[botamochi]

i

what

how?

i'm going to assume this came out of some generator. if you want to save yourself, stop generating more

whatever these are.

[loudmouths]

they may come from a generator

or they may be from the inner workings of your mind~~~

[botamochi]

these are getting super weird.

are you accusing me of incest?

[loudmouths]

THAT'S what you got from that one????

[botamochi]

what am i supposed to get?? it's like 4 in the morning. i can't think that well.

... why are you up so late anyway?

[loudmouths]

...fair enough i guess... that was just surprising

uh

i can't sleep

[botamochi]

i'll think about it in the morning when i wake up again. actually, i take that back. i don't want to.

you're lucky that i was already awake. counting sheep not working?

[loudmouths]

aw man and i was looking forward to your report!!!!

ah... no. that won't work when your brain won't shut off anyway

[botamochi]

i'm sorry to disappoint you. maybe next time. this doesn't mean you should keep generating more shitposts, just so we're clear.

something on your mind?

[loudmouths]

well we're clear now...

[ he totally didn't generate another one, just for you... nope... ]

...well a lot has been yeah

[botamochi]

[ link it to him so he can kill you ]

like what?

it's summer, so i'm guessing summer plans? just to be optimistic that it isn't some more Retrospect bullshit. my kids want to go on beach days, so i would like to be sane for those.

[loudmouths]

[ maybe later because now it's time for keigo to Overreact again ]

well it's

wait

YOU HAVE KIDS?????

[botamochi]

[ CHRIST ]

i intern as a youth coordinator, so i facilitate youth groups for the most part.

they're my kids, but not MY kids.

1/2

[loudmouths]

[ he's a charmer right ]

oh thank god

i was gonna have a heart attack

[loudmouths]

...calling them YOUR kids tho...

[botamochi]

[ DONT DO THIS HE'S EMBARRASSED... It takes him 800 years to reply back. ]

they're in my group, so they're my responsibility, right?

so they're my kids.

it isn't rocket science.

stop smiling like an idiot i know you are.

[loudmouths]

[ too... late... ]

aaah, that's so mature!!

adorable, really~

[botamochi]

[ GUH. ]

how can this be mature AND adorable?

make up your mind.

[loudmouths]

[ rest in fucking pieces. ]

it can be both easily!! it's mature that you care so much about kids that aren't yours, but it's also cute!!

it's not rocket science!!

[botamochi]

please. you don't just go call guys adorable.

also, they're spawns of the devil. every single one of them.

[loudmouths]

well true... usually guys aren't cute, are they? (•ิ_•ิ)? i dunno if i've ever been called cute hmmm

[ late night pondering, brought to you by keigo. ]

uoh!! that's not very cute, though!!! do they prank you??? try to stick glue and glitter in your hair???

[ because that's what keigo would have done as a child... ]

[botamochi]

i thought so! it would also give the person the wrong idea, you know?

they don't try anymore, but they were troublemakers. a good chunk of them aspired to be gang members.